I'll swap you my dad," I said.

"Oh-oh," said my little sister.

“I was a normal child. Which is to say, I was selfish and I was not entirely con…”

“Life is no play. We meet people once, and never see them again. There is no sha…”

“Gee-word?""Gods. What were you doin' the day they handed out brains, boy, anywa…”

“Now go and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and …”