I'll take a donut over a man any day of the week.

“I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you kn…”

“Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.”

“I plunked down on the couch beside him. "I don't have any accomplishments of an…”

“You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage."Plane rage isn't al…”