I’ll take away your disillusionment, and replace it with an illusion.

“Of all the smiths from goldsmiths to John Smiths, the most powerful is the word…”

“I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so …”

“I couldn’t make a free throw if the basket were as big as the Grand Canyon. But…”

“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April …”