I’ll tell myself whatever I need to hear to stop listening.

“I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn't b…”

“I’m working hard to edit my book, so I can get it up for sale so that nobody ca…”

“A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your …”

“Even though I wore an eye patch, the Cyclops and I, we didn’t see eye to eye. W…”