I’ll trade my formal neckwear for your love, if your love has an equal or greater value to $14.95.

“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.”

“I may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie.”

“When I told her my love would stop her tears from falling, she started laughing…”

“The only time I like traffic lights turning yellow or red is in the fall.”