I’ll trade you one dollar for five dollars. What, is my money no good here?

“The military told me I had no depth perception. “What do you mean?” I asked. “I…”

“I am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cat…”

“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it co…”

“A politician’s word is like a thick tree branch, and the people are all hanging…”