I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. I’m like a dentist.

“I’m probably the last person on earth who will tell you I want to be the last p…”

“I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed i…”

“Sometimes love feels thinner, even though it’s the same width as before.”

“I ate a Danish. Better than eating someone from Finland.”