I’ll weave the waves into a sea blanket of goodbye.


“I once got stabbed with a lightning bolt. True story. (No it isn’t).”

“Orafoura, The Mythical Mr. Boo, and Love made flesh walk into a bar, and the ba…”

“You don’t need my approval to disagree. But I’m sure you agree—and I’m sure you…”

“I watch basketball like I watch baseball: I don’t. I’d much rather watch grass …”