I’ll wipe a booger on your living room wall, not only to show I was there, but also to say thanks for having me over.

“It’s sad when people want to wear out a perfectly good last name when they don’…”

“A hammer alone on a coffee table doesn’t kill someone. But a man in a business …”

“Error is to err, as blanket is to blank.
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“In my life I haven’t done anything worth writing about, but that’s OK. That’s w…”