I’ll wishy-wash your car. Maybe.


“Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it down it decomposes in …”

“Is it any wonder that war is senseless? It’s started by politicians. As a class…”

“For your birthday, I got you a box. Hooray! It’s empty, so you can fill it with…”

“My leadership style can be summed up in one word: Follower.”