I’ll write something that’s 111% true. It’ll be so true that it’ll be 100% false.

“I live my life according to a code. You might know it by the surname Morse.”

“I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-da…”

“The moment I heard her name I fell in love. Of course I fell in love with the w…”

“The profit was five, split evenly between the two of us, which meant that my fa…”