I’m a big cat lover, so I thought it’d be cool to join the Black Panther party. But can you believe it, those fucking honkies wouldn’t let me in.

“I haven’t won an award, but I have won over an award winner.”

“I make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.”

“I was driving on the highway and saw an orange sign on the side of the road tha…”

“When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be the…”