I’m a combat specialist and marriage counselor.

“A brick could be used as a mule. Sure, you could argue it’d be better used as a…”

“It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you…”

“I’ll take away your disillusionment, and replace it with an illusion.”

“Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earth…”