I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s nothing better to make love to, with the possible exception of grandma’s casserole.

“I heard everything you said, listened to half, and agreed with a quarter. And 1…”

“I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I…”

“I think we should keep politics out of church, and back in hell where it belong…”

“A brick could be used to stop people from reading my book. Just place the brick…”