I’m a fancier. Not a pigeon fancier, but just fancier than you.

“The lights might have dimmed, but I blinked at that moment so I didn’t notice. …”

“I notice when you’re gone. With you not being there I notice your unbeing, with…”

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”

“A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyw…”