I’m a felon, though I haven’t been arrested for it. I’m guilty of stealing large quantities of love. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I had a dream about your brain. I wish I could eat my dream.” “When the dust is settled, I’ll be there, wearing a maid’s outfit.” “I haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on …” “A blanket could be used in a secretive manner. What? I can’t just tell you how …”