I’m a logician. No matter how wrong I am, I can always convince myself I am right.

“A blanket could be used to aid a sinner’s nightly prayer. I’m not shaking becau…”

“When I smell small, my nose gets clogged up. Think what would happen if I whiff…”

“Respect is something that should be earned, like eyebrows shaped like windshiel…”

“I second that notion. And if I had 59 more, I’d have a minute.”