I’m a magician. I can make food appear—and out of my penis, no less.

“A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the excep…”

“I’ll give you money to buy what I’m selling, because I’m a savvy salesman.”

“Would you mind a mind blindfold, a block on your imagination? You couldn’t crea…”

“I’m like a praying mantis, except not so devout. And I make love like a monk in…”