I’m a man who wears many hats. Some of them are furry.

“I held her, but that wasn’t enough to hold us together. That’s where the glue c…”

“A brick could be used as a stand in for something to stand on, when a ladder’s …”

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

“When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that i…”