I’m a model citizen. Mostly I model underwear.

“I only get information from mutes, because they’re sure to keep things quiet.”

“My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late…”

“When I smile, not only do my ears rise, but so does my listening ability. When …”

“I asked myself a question, but I wouldn’t answer, because it was too personal. …”