I’m a nail biter. Not when I’m nervous, but when I misplace my hammer.

“Some people use laughter as a weapon. It's all very funny until someone loses a…”

“Hard work would really open doors for me. So would being disabled.”

“I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But …”

“I couldn’t agree more. That doesn’t mean I agree. In fact, I completely disagre…”