I’m a patriotic pilot. I know how to fly a flag. Of course I don’t fly anything anymore, not after my boating accident.

“I built my marriage brick by brick. And I destroyed it blanket by blanket.
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“I want to make enough money to buy an island. Something modest, like Australia.”

“A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself f…”

“As the sound a duck makes, I feel qualified to give medical advice. My wisdom w…”