I’m a person, you’re a person, and we should make love. That is, if you’re a person who’s also roughly ½ of the population known as women.

“Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.”

“I stood in the doorway pondering the difference between naked and nude, and the…”

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“America’s problem, in a word, is politicians. In two words, it’s politicians an…”