I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep.

“Her legs are so long and sexy that I can see them 26.2 miles away. Gatorade.
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“A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body qu…”

“I can taste one sugar crystal, just like I can feel one Cupid (the metric unit …”

“When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I d…”