I'm a pro at weird.

“The story was a sleeping girl in a narrow bedDark hair thick and wild and twist…”

“El tiempo pasa incluso aunque parezca imposible, incluso a pesar de que cada mo…”

“Despite what your science fiction writers dream, we simply don't have the techn…”

“Silently, I lifted my doggy bowl off the floor. Then, with a quick, powerful fl…”