I’m a smart cookie. Chocolate chip.

“I couldn’t make my doctor’s appointment because I was tied up. I’ll tell you, b…”

“I carry a concealed weapon—high cholesterol. It’s deadly.
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“I drink coffee like a civilized man—alone in a cave, wearing a loincloth, and g…”

“A brick could be used to instill courage in the cowardly. But training must beg…”