I’m a tiger made out of a paper towel, and I’m going to wipe you out.

“Amnesia is not the only time you’ll forget who you are. It’ll also happen the f…”

“A writer edits his thoughts more thoroughly the more readers he has. You can te…”

“In exchange for my silence, I want a box of quiet. Empty—and full.
That’s also …”

“I thought it was a tree log, but it was just an erect elephant penis. But that …”