I'm allergic to fingers, so I have to eat pizza with my feet. You should see me eat on the run. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “My friend isn’t big into cars. He’s only 4’4”.” “When your clothes are aren’t, I’ll be there trying to get invisible with you.” “Cheyenne is shyin’ away from me. Why, Oming? I love you like a herd of buffalo …” “I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I alwa…”