I’m always amazed that my twin has the same birthday as me, and that he doesn’t exist. I wonder if I exist?

“Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one wom…”

“Rain is a nudist’s shower, and I want a bathtub the size of a lake. Then we cou…”

“I make art for one person and one person only. And as soon as I find that one p…”

“A brick could be used to silence your critics. Think of it like a really thick …”