I’m always the last in love by exactly one person.

“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not …”

“Attorney ethics is a contradiction in terms, and its nonexistence is well docum…”

“Her name is Angela, though she’s no angel. Dad, I can’t believe she replenishes…”

“No matter how far or long you carry it, my love doesn’t weigh a lot. But if you…”