I’m ambidextrous. I can write just as poorly with either hand.

“I’ll give you a treat to get in your cage. I’m rewarding you for punishing you.…”

“I used to think I knew what love was, but here recently it has been revealed to…”

“Watching two cows have sex is the most magical experience at Cereal Land.”

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that…”