I’m an anti model. I’m not posing, I’m imposing.

“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”

“You may scoff and say I only make ten dollars an hour, but if at the end of an …”

“The best part about bowling is pouring in the cereal and the milk. I’ve always …”

“A blanket could be used to keep people warm. But take it from me: you want to f…”