I’m an understanding guy, even when I’m standing over you.

“If my skull were made of glass, I wouldn’t want you to see my thoughts, so I’d …”

“We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things to…”

“The best salespeople are not salespeople, they’re people who’ve not only bought…”

“A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.
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