I’m as constant as Constantinople. Now that’s some Istanbul shit.

“On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, becaus…”

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee…”

“A brick could be used like yellow sneezes hello every time love walks like a sl…”

“Sometimes a symbol holds more power than the thing it represents. Like the symb…”