I’m as thirsty as an elephant penis in the snow. I’m ready to love again.

“I am the sphinx of love. But I didn’t used to be. I used to be a sphink—which h…”

“A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the…”

“Life didn’t hand me lemons. Or limes. But staying with the citrus motif, it did…”

“Love is like a cloudless blue sky. That’s why I always carry an open umbrella.”