I’m asking you not to do it. Can you do that for me? Can you do not doing it?


“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, t…”

“Don’t raise your hand to ask a question, or I’ll give you a surprise high five.”

“I want a white car that turns red when I’m embarrassed.”

“The scent of your asshole smells like childhood memories. I mean it would, if I…”