I’m behind you 100%. In fact, I’m so completely behind you that you can’t even see me back there.

“If you’re going to hit on me, please wear boxing gloves. I get it though, becau…”

“If I had a clone, I could list myself as a character reference.”

“A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate h…”

“I’d like a doggy bag to take home my leftover grilled canine burger.”