I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.

“I've never had a one-night stand with anybody over the course of a whole weeken…”

“I am not adventurous, though I can manage to look at and enjoy sunsets. However…”

“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”

“My brakes sound like my horn, and my car’s bumper is bumpy enough to be brail. …”