I’m creative, I make up almost everything. But with all my creativity, I couldn’t make up with my wife.

“Do onto others what others won’t do for themselves. If they won’t save their mo…”

“I bought you a gift. It’s something I’ve always wanted, but I’m not quite sure …”

“Love isn’t the last thing on my mind. The last thing on my mind is my skull.”

“I travel light. But not at the same speed.
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