I’m different than other men in that I’m indifferent to the ins and outs of concave and convex relationships. I feel that women like that I’m like that.

“I paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.”

“Insects have the most sex. Trust me, I peep on them through my microscope.”

“The phrase “In the blink of an eye” is misleading, because one eye closing and …”

“A blanket could be used as a tarp to cover an outdoor swimming pool the size of…”