I’m feeling a little under the weather. But once I open my umbrella, I’m sure I’ll begin to feel better.

“Dear mom, My lieutenant is a prostitute. Can you please send me more lunch mone…”

“My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to…”

“My name is my reputation. And all I have in this world is my name. Well, and my…”

“The customs of the customers should be custom designed by me, and sold to the b…”