I’m going to Australia. But first I’ve got to put on my swimming suit and stretch.

“I opened a storefront with a 6’ ceiling. I did it for the low overhead.”

“Water always flows downhill. So does my love. Are you prepared for a flood? You…”

“If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick …”

“I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.”