I’m going to go up on my way down. I’m just a sideways sort of person.

“Bricks could be used to generate smiles among the general population. Just hand…”

“What you’d call stealing, I’d call a mistake. Or, if I were a politician, I’d c…”

“I walk like a shriveled hippopotamus, I jog like a giraffe with charcoal knees,…”

“Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer …”