I’m growing my hair out. Out of the country, because it’s cheaper to grow it in China.

“If you know what I am thinking, there’d be no reason to hide behind the shower …”

“Kids should be cute, caring, cuddly, and above all, quiet.”

“Love is a gift that costs nothing to give. Love is also the most valuable thing…”

“All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your as…”