I’m growing out my baldness, and a mustache. Combined with spectacles (glasses), I’ll be a spectacle. I’ll proudly wear my absurdity like I won’t wear clothes—unless your grandma dies and leaves me her furry robe.

“The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.”

“I like using White Out. But sometimes backspace or delete works just as well, w…”

“Without rules, there’d be nothing to break. Well, except glass, dance, and bric…”

“The only thing that stays the same is change.”