I’m hungry for success. And lasagna.

“I’m romantic. I’ll try to make your bed while you’re still sleeping in it.”

“Wealth—one billion, two billion, what’s the difference? The difference is one b…”

“I’m great at making love, at least for the first 20 bucks, and for about 30 min…”

“A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.”