I’m in a biker gang. We deal in drugs. Our chapter president is Lance Armstrong.

“I got my windshield replaced for no apparent reason. So now I have a new windsh…”

“A mechanical toothbrush is the greatest oral device in the history of the sex t…”

“Every new thought of mine is like my child. And as soon as it is conceived, I m…”

“I’m here today because of my decisions yesterday. So I can change my tomorrow t…”