I’m in danger of losing my job as official scribe to my inner voice.

“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a…”

“Sure, I pee in the pool. But that’s only because I don’t have a sink big enough…”

“I once went toe to toe with an international thumb war champion.”

“It was one-way glass, and I was on the inside and she was on the outside. She w…”