I’m in disguise. I’m disguised as myself, and I’m a master of disguise, so that’s why you couldn’t tell I was in disguise. Not even my clone could tell.

“I have a real eye for spotting Cyclopses.”

“To save the environment—and my childhood memories, I merged a gas station pump …”

“Teach a man to fish, and he can provide for others. Teach a man selfishness, an…”

“I want to do something for a living that when it comes time to retire and I can…”