I’m in the Just Under A Decade club. That’s how long it took me to get a four-year degree.

“A quiet kid is a good kid. But a quiet and invisible kid is an even better kid.”

“A brick could be used as a time travel device. I didn’t say it would work well,…”

“The shirt I have on today is the color of a banana, and tomorrow’s shirt will a…”

“Before you enter politics, I pray you lose your anal virginity to a unicorn.”